Unofficial Slogan

The other slogan

Apple

Urban camping. We invented that, too.

Jason Mraz

For those who feel Jack Johnson sounds a bit too “urban”

Gatorade

What non-athletes drink to feel athletic

Twitter

Short, sweet, and pointless.

Google

Because old people need a website they’ve heard of.

Apple

The overnight lineup will be worth it.

Webex (web conferencing)

Do you hate putting pants on in the morning?

WordPress

There’s nothing wrong with 141 characters